Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
i wish i could use emoji’s in real life
wait apparently those are called emotions
im pretty sure penguin is not an emotion though
i’m pretty sure you’re not trying hard enough
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
My drug dealer
My mom is a court room clerk ( the person who swears you in and holds evidence and stuff) and she was the court room clerk for the Casey Anthony case isn't that so cool my mom is cool she does cool stuff
who’s casey anthony
A chick who killed her own child and got away with it.
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards
people that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk